Wednesday, January 30, 2019

A designated injured player

For years, football teams have faked injuries to get a free timeout.

The funniest fake timeout I've seen came in the early 1980s. I was taking photos at a junior high school game, and apparently a specific player had been designated for the free timeout. He forgot, though; when the coach waved his arms forward and reminded him to get down -- he was standing with his teammates -- he went down like he'd been shot.

The referees stopped the game, and a coach and other folks for the home team trotted out to look after the "injured" player. He was down a few minutes before he jumped up and ran off the field, looking relieved that he'd fulfilled his mission.

Even the refs had to know THAT was faked.

I have no idea which team won. I don't remember anything about the game but the fake injury.

The other  day, I was watching the video of a college football game, and TWO designated injured players went down within a second of each other. No word on whether that just ties the all-time record for DIPs on a given play.

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